Playing Doctor ;]

While talking about an electro-pulse treatment that the chiropractor offers Amber Joy says, "Oh, I'd let them use the shocker on me!"

Drug Problems

While attempting to crack her back, she gives up in defeat when she can't get any more out of twisting and turning. She says in a very disappointed tone, "I'm all cracked out."

Misheard Lyrics by Amber Joy #1

Peaches N Cream -112

Amber - (midsong) ...In my baby limousine...
Me - What? It says, "In my Bentley limousine."
Amber - Ohhhh, that makes more sense....

Toilet Humor

While sitting on the toilet, pants on the ground, Amber opens up the bathroom door, looks directly at me, and she says, "It smells like roast beef in here." O_o

In the beginning...

Well, its about time I started this blog. My sister, Amber Joy, says some of the most off the wall, random, seemingly out of context, and insane things. The time has come that I share it with the entire universe because its just selfish that I keep all this hilarity to myself! She has agreed to be part of this and knows that not everything she says is kosher. Be prepared for some cuckoobananas stuff! Oh what a loving little sister I am to put her misfortune on blast. I'm sure she'll get me back sooner or later. Love you sister - don't kill me.