Well, its about time I started this blog. My sister, Amber Joy, says some of the most off the wall, random, seemingly out of context, and insane things. The time has come that I share it with the entire universe because its just selfish that I keep all this hilarity to myself! She has agreed to be part of this and knows that not everything she says is kosher. Be prepared for some cuckoobananas stuff! Oh what a loving little sister I am to put her misfortune on blast. I'm sure she'll get me back sooner or later. Love you sister - don't kill me.